"A new Republican Congress is taking over. Sen. Ted Cruz has been appointed tooverseeing NASA in Congress. He says he wants NASA to focus on finding aliens so he can deport them."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.”
“I love crazy, gaudy bling.”
“My paintings repeat a feeling about Lake Michigan, or water, or fields...it's more like a poem...and that's what I want to paint.”
“I think the most terrifying things I've seen have been created by human beings in reality.”

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“For domination has nothing whatsoever to do with good government, and power as an end in itself destroys good government.”
“My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.”
“Stand as a rock; you are indestructible. You are the Self (atman), the God of the universe.”
“I'll be directing some more 'Private Practice' episodes when we wrap 'Caprica.'”

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