"I was married once before, and I stopped."

-- Marc Maron

#Funny Marriage Quotes #Married Quotes

“One can remain alive ... if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity interested in big things and happy in small ways.”

Source : A Backward Glance "A First Word" (1934)
“While democracy must have its organizations and controls, its vital breath is individual liberty.”

Source : Statement, May 1908.
“Fantasy should be as close as possible to journalism.”
“Woman, last at the cross, and earliest at the grave.”
“When you're timid, you're just thinking of yourself! Think of the other person - put him at ease, get him a drink.”
“People expect you to be this weird cartoon sometimes when you're a musician. I hate that. I hate standing out. I hate people looking at me. I just want to be part of the crowd.”
“If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and doesn't' fit you.”
“Sublime wonders lie in store,I am shown a regal residence;a mighty kingdom, an empirewith more grandeur than before.”

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