"If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station."

-- Adam Carolla

#Butterfly Quotes #Beer Quotes #Ideas Quotes

“Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen" she says, sounding just like Kim Possible. If Kim Possible ever asked people to meet her inside a penguin enclosures.”
“I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.”
“There is nothing certain in a man's life but that he must lose it.”
“Life is either a reproducible, almost commonplace manifestation of matter, given certain conditions, or a miracle. Too many steps are involved to allow for something in between.”

Source : Christian De Duve (1995). “Vital Dust: Life As a Cosmic Imperative”, Basic Books
“Anarchism's lone objective is to reach a point at which the belligerence of some humans against humanity, in whatever form, comes to a halt.”
“Everything that touches YOUR life, must be an instrument of YOUR liberation or tossed into the trash cans of HISTORY”
“Elephants have a hard time adapting. Cockroaches outlive everything.”
“And that is why I think that God has used it in churches because we have seen a lot of healing take place in churches and we have seen a lot of healing take place in families.”

Source : "Megachurch Interview: Kerry Shook". Interview with Ed Stetzer, www.christianitytoday.com. September 30, 2008.

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