"The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included."

-- Gary Gulman

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“The gospel is never about everybody else; it is always about you, about me. The gospel is never truth in general; it's always a truth in specific. The gospel is never a commentary on ideas or cultures or conditions; it's always about actual persons, actual pains, actual troubles, actual sin; you, me; who you are and what you've done; who I am and what I've done.”
“You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want to blame somebody else for it. And you got to dig up some poor-ass idiot that don't have the brain of a retarded spastican and make him a cult leader!”
“I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He looked cool singing the part of Danny - sitting in an armchair, smoking a cigar - while I got stuck playing Sandy.”
“I love taking the ball from other people. It's like taking their manhood.”
“My thing about having another child was, time's-a-wasting!”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You can't, or you shouldn't, be nominated for an Oscar unless you've turned in a performance that's special.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“I got a telegraph from my mother who said that my step-father had had a heart attack, come home and earn a living. So I went back to England and the only thing I knew to earn any cash was through hairdressing.”
“None of the great players has been so incomprehensible to the majority of amateurs and even masters, as Emanuel Lasker.”

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