"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“The noblest of the elements is water”
“Reconciliation is what takes place, of course, at higher levels. President Karzai has been very clear about the red lines for reconciliation, accept the constitution, lay down their weapons, cut their ties with al Qaeda and essentially become productive or at least participating members of society in that regard.”
“The answers I remember longest are the ones that answer questions that I didn't think of asking.”
“The first job I ever had was singing in a jazz club when I was like 15 with my friend, and we earned like 70 bucks. We were like, 'Oh my God!'”
“No one should be forced to carry the unfulfilled self of another.”
“Why should we not pray to our mother who are in heaven, as well as to our father?”
“The structure of world peace cannot be the work of one man or one party or one nation. It must be a peace which rests on the cooperative effort of the whole world.”
“I didn't like any British music before The Beatles. For me, it was all about black American music. But then I became a successful pop singer, even though the kind of music I liked was more elitist, which is what I'm trying to get back to.”

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