"Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Fun Quotes #Sadness Quotes #Mean Quotes

“Red morning sky - snail, are you glad of it?”
“The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.”

Source : John A. McDougall, Mary McDougall (1999). “The McDougall Quick and Easy Cookbook: Over 300 Delicious Low-Fat Recipes You Can Prepare in Fifteen Minutes or Less”, p.43, Penguin
“A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.”
“I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.”
“I believe in living life the way that you want to live it every day, and if you do that, you don't really need to have New Year's resolutions.”
“Am I a workaholic? Yes, but I also have no problem taking time for myself.”
“You could go to Estonia and there's probably an episode of 'Seinfeld' playing there. Television is a very powerful thing.”
“Only run special plays for special players; find plays that fit your players.”

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