"Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Running Quotes #President Quotes #Return Quotes

“I suppose, I said, it is one definition of love, the belief in something that only the two of you can see.”
“Life begins at six--at least in the minds of six-year-olds. . . . In kindergarten you are the baby. In first grade you put down the baby. . . . Every first grader knows in some osmotic way that this is real life. . . . First grade is the first step on the way to a place in the grown-up world.”
“Friendship with the wise gets better with time, as a good book gets better with age.”
“Close your eyes and visualize the person you really want to be, who fits your own concepts of self-respect. If you can see the person clearly in the mirror of you mind, you surely will become that person.”
“The CrossFit program is broad, general and inclusive, and most of all, the movements can be scaled down to any level of athlete. Just watch what I do with it on 'The Biggest Loser.'”
“Hence it happens that one takes words for concepts, and concepts for the things themselves”
“Faith is an unclassified cognitive illness disguised as a moral virtue.”
“To declare that in the administration of criminal law the end justifies the means to declare that the Government may commit crimes in order to secure conviction of a private criminal would bring terrible retribution.”

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