"I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists."

-- Brad Williams

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“If the pendulum swings, it may swing to a combination of Conservatives and Liberal Democrats and, thus, to a period of minority government or coalition, in some form.”
“Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit!”

Source : "The Fall of the Roman Empire". Book by Rita J. Markel, January 10, 2007.
“The military defeat of an oppressive regime is important, but it does not answer our problems. It is where our problems begin, since social change cannot be reduced to a military solution.”
“When I first went to prison, I was even questioning where, God, where are you?”

Source : "The Best of Interviews With Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye Messner". “CNN Larry King Weekend”, www.cnn.com. June 24, 2001.
“No man is greater than his prayer life. The pastor who is not praying is playing; the people who are not praying are straying. The pulpit can be a shop window to display one's talents; the prayer closet allows no showing off.”
“Will you ever run out of creative ideas and expressions? Ha! The more creative ideas you have, the more you will discover. Creativity is a tree with countless branches that never stop blossoming.”
“Earth Mother, you who are called by a thousand names. May all remember we are cells in your body and dance together.”
“Lazy poets try to elicit a reader's response with words designed to tug at the heart.”

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