"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Marriage Quotes #Running Quotes #Gay Quotes

“It was considered very bad form to wish authors on their birthdays 'many happy returns.”

Source : Olivia Goldsmith (2014). “The Bestseller”, p.51, Diversion Books
“Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work.”
“We can't want an education for kids more than they want it for themselves.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“People tend to think about God more when the clock starts to wind down.”
“Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.”
“I would never have done what I'd done if I'd considered my father as somebody I wanted to please”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“In the facades we put on for others we demonstrate our potential; through our children we reveal our reality.”

Source : Lawrence Kelemen (2001). “To Kindle a Soul”, p.195, Feldheim Publishers
“Your cat just got cat hair on me.â€ â€œItâ€™s only fair,â€ Min said. â€œYour suit just got expensive suit lint on him.”

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