"San Francisco hosted the first medical ***** job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'"

-- Jay Leno

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“Where there is love, there is bound to be heartache.”
“Life is like a field, where we must gather what we grow, weed or wheat... this is the law, we reap the crop we sow.”
“To be no part of any body, is to be nothing.”
“The key is love, the action is service, and the joy is knowing the grandeur that is God in us and in everything.”

Source : Dorothy MacLean (1998). “Choices of Love”, p.41, SteinerBooks
“It was sort of good it happened because it broke the ice with everyone.”
“Every choice, every decision, everything we do everyday, we want to be a champion”
“The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.”
“The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies.”

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