"I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably."

-- Rich Fulcher

#Hate Quotes #Littles Quotes #Prison Quotes

“You may boo, you may turn your back, but I have devoted my life to the conservative cause.”
“Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.”
“Faith is giving the divine a chance to act.”
“I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.”
“Yes,â€ Howie said solemnly. â€œI can teach you how to be more â€˜streetâ€™â€. â€œFor Godâ€™s sakeâ€¦â€ â€œOr is it â€˜urbanâ€™? I canâ€™t remember. Anyway, I can teach you, grasshopper. Or hip-hopper.”
“One of the aspects of form that I have been very interested in is stasis - the concept of form which is not so directional in time, not so much climactic form, but rather form which allows time, to stand still.”
“You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.”

Source : Source: www.mirror.co.uk
“To be successful, one must take chances.”

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