Megan Amram famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.
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Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them
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Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?
-- Megan Amram
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And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
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Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young women with bare breasts.
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I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
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At any Maroon 5 concert, you'll see a room backstage marked 'yoga.'
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The room has to be comfortable; the house has to look habitable.
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Rooms are a fixed size, which can't be altered without pulling down walls and building new ones. They should be unchanging in shape and proportions. But sometimes they do change depending on who's in them.
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You can't get a solution if you won't talk to the people that have the problem. You can't ever have healing if the patient is left out of the operation room.
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I am quite a spendthrift but just being careful because my family was not rich, was not a rich family.
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What motivates me more than money are God and my family.
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I'm happiest with my family around me.
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