Chelsea Peretti famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Interesting #Sometimes #Nervous
If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Relationship #Love You #Writing
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the â€œreal comediansâ€. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it's a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it's a good attitude.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Spiritual #Attitude #Real
Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Jobs #People #Comedian
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Ex Boyfriend #Tweet #Proof
I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Hate #Love Hate #Love Hate Relationship
I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Mom #Song #Encouragement
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world....
-- Chelsea Peretti

#World #Guests #Comedy
Why are old maps always burnt?
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Maps
Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Thinking #People #Guy
Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.
-- Chelsea Peretti

#Italian #Culture #Noses

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