"You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency."

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Source : Source: www.mirror.co.uk

Al Murray

#Holiday Quotes #Kids Quotes #Self Quotes

“You have to go out of your way as a suspense novelist to find situations where the protagonists are somewhat helpless and in real danger.”
“I think life is all about having a balance, and trying to find equilibrium and not getting things one way or the other.”

Source : Source: www.ibtimes.com
“May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.”
“The translator constantly learns new things about himself.”

Source : "From Bach to Kafka, or... about Temptation". Interview with Emil Bassat, Sofia News, May 30, 1984.
“You have never loved me. You have only thought it pleasant to be in love with me.”
“Within a system which denies the existence of basic human rights, fear tends to be the order of the day”

Source : Acceptance message for the 1990 Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought, July 1991.
“A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?”
“Accounts are not quite settled between us," said she, with a passion that equaled my own. "I can love, and I can hate. You had your choice. You chose to spurn the first; now you must test the other.”

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