Matt Walsh famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I didnâ€™t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.
-- Matt Walsh

#Two #Married
If youâ€™re not familiar with it, a college degree is a thing that we tell our kids to buy with money they donâ€™t have, in hopes that it will help them make money they might earn, which will give them the ability to pay back the money they spent in order to make the money theyâ€™re paying it back with.
-- Matt Walsh

#Kids #College #Order
I know that relationships can be a winding, sometimes unpredictable road... it just seems to me that, if you ever find yourself backed into a corner, and the only way out is a box, that you have sex in, on stage, on live TV... something has gone terribly wrong.
-- Matt Walsh

#Sex #Finding Yourself #Gone
Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate of law anymore, but it is a dictate of love.
-- Matt Walsh

#Children #Law #Care
L.A. can be pretty insane because there's so much show business here, but I also know a lot of kids who grew up in Manhattan who are some of the most normal, nicest people I know. Casting directors always say Chicago people are just nicer.
-- Matt Walsh

#Kids #People #Insane
I'm a huge fan of Chicago sports and Chicago food, and I love going home and my family is still there. I guess it's pretty easy to have a normal life in Chicago.
-- Matt Walsh

#Sports #Home #Fans
I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.
-- Matt Walsh

#People #Comedy #Spoiled
I've never gotten hired for drama because I'm a good improviser. I don't think people who write drama scripts want you playing with them as much.
-- Matt Walsh

#Drama #Writing #Thinking
Anyone who believes in a Jesus who condones abortion does not believe in the real Jesus, and therefore is not Christian.
-- Matt Walsh

#Christian #Jesus #Real
You cant be controlling in improv.
-- Matt Walsh
Truth only seems old fashioned nowadays because we've grown so accustomed to deceit and manipulation. But Truth is eternal, so it can never be old or new. It never 'was' or 'will be.' It just 'is.' It always 'is.' Truth never grows old, and if you believe in it and try to live by it, you will always be, in some ways - the only ways that matter - the youngest, freshest, most energetic rebel on the block.
-- Matt Walsh

#Block #Believe #Trying
We are the protagonists of our love story, not the spectators.
-- Matt Walsh

#Stories #Our Love #Love Story
I have never in my life encountered a religion as oppressive, cold, and stiff as Progressivism. I've never known a faith more eager to burn heretics at the stake. Even a fundamentalist Iranian Muslim would flinch if he came face to face with a western liberal's rigid dogmatism. I imagine that even a Saudi Arabian Islamic cleric would take one look at how American left wingers react when anyone deviates ever so slightly from their established orthodoxy, and say to himself, 'man, these people REALLY need to chill.
-- Matt Walsh

#Islamic #Men #People
Well, politics is much more severe than entertainment. You have to hit those points, in politics, word for word. You have to remember the date. You have to remember the website. You have to rehearse stories that might be asked, have anecdotes ready for questions that might come up.
-- Matt Walsh

#Might #Entertainment #Anecdotes

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