"If youâ€™re not familiar with it, a college degree is a thing that we tell our kids to buy with money they donâ€™t have, in hopes that it will help them make money they might earn, which will give them the ability to pay back the money they spent in order to make the money theyâ€™re paying it back with."

-- Matt Walsh

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“Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.”
“But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.”

Source : In Plutarch 'Parallel Lives' 'Alexander' ch. 14, sect. 3
“There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job,”
“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness. A handsome woman talks nonsense, you listen and hear not nonsense but cleverness. She says and does horrid things, and you see only charm. And if a handsome woman does not say stupid or horrid things, you at once persuade yourself that she is wonderfully clever and moral.”
“His eyebrows drew together. He was perilously close to unibrow; I guess nobody had held him down and administered a good plucking to the caterpillar climbing across his forehead.”
“I can't think of a more mediocre human talent than George Bush. He obviously is a product of family advantage, and he's the worst American President of all time.”
“What I most fear now is that within a century or so there may not be any human future at all.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“I read the comics long before I was ever involved with the films.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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