"Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel - religious fanatic. Hot Maxim cover girl everybody wants a mouth kiss - unhealthy faith in your lord. Soft, silky, shiny hair everyone wants to touch - one of 12 brides."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Girl Quotes #Sexy Quotes #Religious Quotes

“The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.”
“There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all.”

Source : The Harsh Voice "There Is No Conversation" (1935)
“Women do two thirds of the world's work. Yet they earn only one tenth of the world's income and own less than one percent of the world's property. They are among the poorest of the world's poor.”

Source : Barber B. Conable (1991). “The Conable years at the World Bank: major policy addresses of Barber B. Conable, 1986-91”
“Don't waste your one beautiful life.”

Source : Ann Hood (2013). “The Obituary Writer: A Novel”, p.181, W. W. Norton & Company
“For a great many years, as a soldier, I had a suspicion that war was a racket; not until I retired to civil life did I fully realize it.”
“Unlike any other visual image, a photograph is not a rendering, an imitation or an interpretation of its subject, but actually a trace of it. No painting or drawing, however naturalist, belongs to its subject in the way that a photograph does.”
“People despise the lust for power that originates from a craving for homage and for the attributes of power.”
“Zombies don't run. They don't dance. They don't say, "More brains." There is no Thriller Night. Those are stereotypes that are perpetrated by Hollywood, which I think is very irresponsible because it can get you killed.”

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