"We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

#Dog Quotes #Play Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”
“A tight structural form opens possibilities. Take a pattern, an established model or sub-genre, and write to it. In writing, limitation gives freedom”
“I still do one song by myself onstage. it gives people the extremely personal thing where it's just me on guitar. But, I think the songs are better as a band. I think with all of the extra little hooks and backing vocals, it just adds to what my initial idea was.”
“The only thing most people do better than anyone else is read their own handwriting.”
“Anyone can identify with those moments in life where circumstances or people inform us that we've strayed from the path of our better nature and intentions. We know what that's like, and we resist it - so as not to feel like we're bad people.”
“Quitters don't win and winners don't quit.”
“[At high school in Cape Town] my interests outside my academic work were debating, tennis, and to a lesser extent, acting. I became intensely interested in astronomy and devoured the popular works of astronomers such as Sir Arthur Eddington and Sir James Jeans, from which I learnt that a knowledge of mathematics and physics was essential to the pursuit of astronomy. This increased my fondness for those subjects.”
“There are countless artists whose shoes I am not worthy to polish - whose prints would not pay the printer. The question of judgment is a puzzling one.”

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