"Tax day was yesterday. And ***** growers are complaining that they can't write off a single expense thanks to federal laws. Well, apparently someone tried to claim the Phish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“I feel better in my mind when I work out. It makes everything better.”
“Music is its own language - if you don't speak it, it's hard to say what you're trying to do.”
“I'm as healthy as an ox.”
“Like the one-tenth of our brain that we currently use, I think now that most if not all of us have access to about one-tenth of our possible feelings.”

Source : Sonia Johnson (1991). “The ship that sailed into the living room: sex and intimacy reconsidered”
“In this age of electronic money, investors are no longer seduced by a financial 'dance of a thousand veils.' Only hard and accurate information on reserves, current accounts, and monetary and fiscal conditions will keep capital from fleeing precipitously at the first sign of trouble.”
“I do try and stay away from the stereotype and getting typecast.”
“there seem to be times of reception and times of creation and it is perhaps difficult not to confuse the two.”
“As we have seen so clearly demonstrated in Europe, hate breeds hate and the vicious circle revolves with all its attending madness.”

Source : Emanuel Celler (1953). “You Never Leave Brooklyn: The Autobiography of Emanuel Celler”

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