"I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records."

-- Frankie Boyle

#Funny Quotes #Dad Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Despite what people think of cowboys, they take pride in how they look, and that look is important to them.”
“Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.”
“... I will never love, for I should never be loved as I desire to be loved.”

Source : Marie Bashkirtseff (1919). “Marie Bashkirtseff: the journal of a young artist, 1860-1884”
“I like taking a path into new country, and I always take the darker path. Not because it's dark, but because there's a secret there that you can share when you get out. That's what I liked as a kid. That's how I approach my work. With a face like mine, it's lucky I have a heart that likes that.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The photograph is the most perfect picture. It does not change; it is absolute, and therefore autonomous, unconditional, devoid of style. Both in its way of informing, and in what it informs of, it is my source.”
“Charity cures heartaches.”
“You and me?â€ I let out a stunned bark of laughter. â€œThere is no you and me.â€ â€œThatâ€™s what you think,â€ Chaz says, tugging on his coat. â€œAnd Iâ€™ll be damned if Iâ€™m going to wait around until you figure out that isnâ€™t true.â€ â€œFine,â€ I say â€œIâ€™m not asking you to, am I?â€ â€œNo.â€ Chaz is smilingâ€¦ but not like heâ€™s happy. â€œBut you would if you had the slightest idea what was good for you.â€ And with that, he yanks open the door and storms through it, slamming it closed behind him with enough force to cause the windowpanes to rattle. And then heâ€™s gone.”
“Causes have a way of tainting your reason until a person takes much bigger risks than sanity would otherwise allow.”

You may also like:

Billy Connolly
Comedian
Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Ed Byrne
Comedian
Jimmy Carr
Comedian
Katie Price
TV Personality
Michael McIntyre
Stand-up comedian
Russell Howard
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian
Stewart Lee
Comedian