"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"

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Source : "Mitch All Together". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, www.theguardian.com. December 9, 2003.

Mitch Hedberg

#Food Quotes #Frozen Quotes #Want Quotes

“Having one perfect thing was less important than having a range of ideas, realizing they were all taking you in a certain direction.”

Source : Source: classic.esquire.com
“How one hates to think of oneself as alone. How one avoids it. It seems to imply rejection or unpopularity.”
“My job is to be a DJ and make people dance so if people dance, I've done my job.”

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“Adoption has been a part of my life and a part of my family, so it was how I wanted to start. It felt natural and right to me.”

Source : "The Girl Who Changed Katherine Heigl's Life". Interview with Susan Dominus, www.redbookmag.com. October 19, 2010.
“Throughout history, it took centuries for the habits of one culture to materially affect another. Now, that which becomes popular in one country can sweep through others within months.”
“I hear they had our flag on their dressing room floor. I wonder if they'd like us to sign it?”
“I always feel emotionally engaged in productions. If I ever get to the point where I don't feel emotionally engaged, maybe I should stop. You have to make each play an event. Whether that's star leading actors or the concept behind the production.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Puberty for a girl is like floating down a broadening river into an open sea.”

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