"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog."

-- Joan Rivers

#Dog Quotes #Floating Quotes #Insult Quotes

“I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.”
“I AM Here Now As This”
“When the night falls, my lonely heart calls.”
“There is no circumstance, no trouble, no testing, that can ever touch me until, first of all, it has gone past God and past Christ, right through to me. If it has come that far, it has come with great purpose.”
“You will have to write and put away or burn a lot of material before you are comfortable in this medium. You might as well start now and get the work done. For I believe that eventually quantity will make for quality.”
“Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.”
“I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.”
“The inevitableness, the idealism, and the blessing of war, as an indispensable and stimulating law of development, must be repeatedly emphasized.”

Source : Friedrich von Bernhardi (1914). “Germany and the Next War”

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