"Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love."

-- Norm Crosby

#Girl Quotes #Running Quotes #Best Love Quotes

“I fought Sugar Ray so often, I almost got diabetes.”

Source : "The Sugar in the Sweet Science" by Ron Flatter, www.espn.com.
“The body, then, has a mind of its own. It must follow, then, that the Mind has a body of its own, even if itâ€™s like nothing that we can see around us, or have ever seen.”

Source : Penelope Fitzgerald (1998). “The Gate of Angels”, p.47, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I'm a very hopeful person.”

Source : Source: time.com
“Only a very small percentage can regard conditions from any but a selfish point of view or conceive of any but their own shoe-pinch.”
“To reflect on the essence of the Creator ... is forbidden to the human intellect because of the severance of all relation between the two existences.”
“I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body.”

Source : Sloane Crosley (2010). “How Did You Get This Number”, p.24, Penguin
“The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who leaves the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who never lacked appreciation of earth's beauty or failed to express it; who looked for the best in others and gave the best he had.”
“Sometimes," Halt continued, "we tend to expect a little too much of Ranger horses. After all, they are only human.”

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