"St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Snakes Quotes #Guy Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.”
“I think that the process of making music is a hard one to describe as well.”
“Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.”
“You never get bored ... when you have the probabilities of your next meal to speculate on, pro and con.”

Source : Samuel Hopkins Adams (1917). “Our Square and the People in it”
“I try to live my life one day at a time, and if I look too far in advance, I get really stressed.”
“The march of human progress seemed mainly a matter of getting over that initial shock of being here.”
“The Hungarian ministry begged the king earnestly to issue orders to all troops and commanders of fortresses in Hungary, enjoining fidelity to the Constitution, and obedience to the ministers of Hungary.”
“Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television and, in fairness to television, it's never warmed up to me.”

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