"Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore haven't spoken to each other since George W. Bush's inauguration. Not only that, Bill and his wife, Hillary, haven't spoken since Richard Nixon's inauguration."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Vanity Quotes #Wife Quotes #President Quotes

“We ought to recognize that religious strife is not the consequence of differences among people. It's about conflicts between creation stories.”
“I'm not panicking, and I'm not scared, I've been through the Gulf War, the Asia crisis, and the Russian crisis.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“This may be a dream, but I'll say it anyway: I was supposed to be married last year, and I bought a gown. When I meet Nelson Mandela, I shall put on this gown and have the train of it removed and put aside, and kiss the ground that he walks on and then kiss his feet.”
“Burn all the maps to your body. I'm not here of my own choosing.”
“When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.”
“The rhetoric is the first step, it coarsens attitudes”
“I have always detested any departure from reality, an attitude which I relate to my mother's poor mental health.”
“We treat our future selves as though they were our children, spending most of the hours of most of our days constructing tomorrows that we hope will make them happy”

Source : Daniel Gilbert (2006). “Stumbling on Happiness”, p.13, Vintage

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