"If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'"

-- Phyllis Diller

#Doors Quotes #House Quotes #Enemy Quotes

“Water can be a symbol of purification, to stand naked before someone a sign of truth, of nothing to hide. - Nick Flynn”
“Have you tried to talk to her?" "What would you like me to say Bastian? OH, I'M SORRY, INEZ. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BITE YOU, MY FANGS SLIPPED.”
“If you take care of your body, it'll take care of you.”
“But alas, the most terrifying aspect of the whole fascist episode is the dark fact that most of its poisons are generated not by evil men or evil peoples, but by quite ordinary men in search of an answer to the baffling problems that beset every society. Nothing could have been further from the minds of most of them than the final brutish and obscene result. The gangster comes upon the stage only when the scene has been made ready for him by his blundering precursors.”

Source : "As We Go Marching".
“Perfectionism is slow death.”
“She wasn't ready to settle down, she told her friends. That was one way of putting it. Another was would have been that she had not found anyone to settle down with. There had been several men in her life, but they hadn't been convincing. They'd been somewhat like her table - quickly acquired, brightened up a little, but temporary. The time for that kind of thing was running out, however. She was tired of renting.”
“Stay well away from the enemies of AllÃ¢h during their festivals.”
“Don't be concerned that you have no position; be concerned how you may fit yourself to occupy one. .”

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