"In Iraq, four American soldiers have been arrested and charged with stealing a million dollars cash. After hearing about it the Fox network announced plans for a new reality show called 'GI Joe Millionaire.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Reality Quotes #Iraq Quotes #Soldier Quotes

“Story has a mind of its own and tells things sometimes it might have preferred us not to know. Stories operate like dreams; both veil what is to be uncovered, neither is capable of the coverup.”
“We really try to make sure that the band writes the songs, not just one person.”
“Party politics in modern democratic society means pandering to a wide variety of different groups and sympathizing with their often quite base motives, such as revenge, power, booty, and spoils, to maintain the necessary level of support.”

Source : Randal Marlin (2013). “Propaganda and the Ethics of Persuasion - Second Edition”, p.159, Broadview Press
“We are to order our lives by the light of His Law, not by our guesses about His plan.”
“I find writing songs hard, because it does not come naturally to me. I never set out to be a songwriter or a singer.”
“I'm high off the indo creepin' with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut.”
“Every day we have a choice. We can take the easier road, the more cynical road, which is a road sometimes based on a dream of a past that never was, fear of each other, distancing and blame, or we can take the much more difficult path, the road of transformation, transcendence, compassion, and love, but also accountability and justice.”
“For this is the truth about our soul, he thought, who fish-like inhabits deep seas and plies among obscurities threading her way between the boles of giant weeds, over sun-flickered spaces and on and on into gloom, cold, deep, inscrutable; suddenly she shoots to the surface and sports on the wind-wrinkled waves; that is, has a positive need to brush, scrape, kindle herself, gossiping.”

You may also like:

Andy Richter
Actor
Craig Ferguson
Talk show host
David Letterman
Talk show host
James Corden
Actor
Jay Leno
Comedian
Jimmy Fallon
Television host
Sam Smith
Singer-songwriter
Stephen Colbert
Satirist
Steven Yeun
Actor