"A U.N. study claims the happiest country in the world is Switzerland. When asked why they're so happy, Swiss people couldn't answer because their hands were counting money and their mouths were full of chocolate."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Country Quotes #Hands Quotes #People Quotes

“McCarthyism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled,”

Source : Speech in Wisconsin, 1952, in Richard Rovere Senator Joe McCarthy (1973) p. 8
“...It is statistically irrefutable that those American cities with stringent "gun control" (e.g. N.Y.C., D.C., Chicago, L.A.) have higher crime rates. It is also irrefutable that those 31 states which have made conceal carry of handguns easy for law-abiding citizens have correspondingly enjoyed significant drops in their crime rates.”
“Instead of causing us to remember the past like the old monuments, the new monuments seem to cause us to forget the future”

Source : Robert Smithson, Jack D. Flam (1996). “Robert Smithson, the Collected Writings”, p.11, Univ of California Press
“The axe of intemperance has lopped off his green boughs and left him a withered trunk.”
“Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.”
“I'm pretty far from the character I play, so it's fun to mess around and be a 15-year-old again.”
“May the Great Mystery continue to guide and protect the paths of you and your loved ones.”
“For those who trust in the Divine all things are moving towards an everlasting state of happiness, and no matter what happens at any time to them, it contributes to that state.”

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