"Congress is debating a kill switch that would allow President Obama to freeze all activity on the internet if there was a national emergency. The kill switch goes by the top-secret code name 'Microsoft Windows.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

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“All I care about, to be honest, is surfing. I love surfing more than anything. To me, there's nothing like that.”
“Though the last glimpse of Erin with sorrow I see, Yet wherever thou art shall seem Erin to me; In exile thy bosom shall still be my home, And thine eyes make my climate wherever we roam.”
“I am your lover, come to my side, I will open the gate to your love. Come settle with me, let us be neighbors to the stars. You have been hiding so long, endlessly drifting in the sea of my love. Even so, you have always been connected to me. Concealed, revealed, in the unknown, in the un-manifest. I am life itself. You have been a prisoner of a little pond, I am the ocean and its turbulent flood. Come merge with me, leave this world of ignorance. Be with me, I will open the gate to your love.”
“If we have a better understanding of knowledge than we do of such justification or competence, then we can explain the latter through the former.”
“I love women more than anything.”
“We all take leave of our senses, from time to time. . . . .”

Source : Bryan A. Garner (2011). “Garner's Dictionary of Legal Usage”, p.425, Oxford University Press, USA
“In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived.”

Source : "Wanderers". Book by Knut Hamsun, 1909.
“I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids - because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But again, my job is too selfish.”

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