"I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Running Quotes #Hate Quotes

“We don't think of ourselves as a dynasty. I really hope some of my grandkids will be actively involved in politics.”
“Like the enotmologist in search of colorful butterflies, my attention has chased in the gardens of the grey matter cells with delicate and elegant shapes, the mysterious butterflies of the soul, whose beating of wings may one day reveal to us the secrets of the mind.”
“Figure out the one solution - not three - that you want to see happen. There were quite a few things we could have gone after but we decided to focus on the commanders and that was a strategic decision because that, for us, would be the most vulnerable point and the most effective one that could immediately change.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“God waits for you to communicate with Him. You have instant, direct access to God. God loves mankind so much, and in a very special sense His children, that He has made Himself available to you at all times.”

Source : Wesley L. Duewel (1986). “Touch the World Through Prayer”, p.21, Zondervan
“Most people who end up being successful have good grades, but it's orthogonal - there's no extra information than if they put together a website and have bunch of fans who love coming and seeing what they're doing.”
“There's a death sentence for your Robin of Locksley.”
“LIfe has got all those twists and turns. You've got to hold on tight and off you go.”
“There is an educational cliff we are walking over right this very second.”

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