"Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true."

-- Brad Williams

#Comedian Quotes #Statements Quotes

“Leave part of the yard rough. Don't manicure everything. Small children in particular love to turn over rocks and find bugs, and give them some space to do that. Take your child fishing. Take your child on hikes.”
“I've never met a woman who is not strong, but sometimes they don't let it out. Then there's a tragedy, and then all of a sudden that strength comes. My message is let the strength come out before the tragedy.”
“If I feel like doing something, I do it. If I feel like saying something, I say it. If I feel like dancing, I do. If I don't, I don't.”
“All present life is but an interjection, An'Oh!'or 'Ah!'of joy or misery, Or a 'Ha! ha!'or 'Bah!'a yawn or 'Pooh!' Of which perhaps the latter is most true.”
“I've always believed that you shouldn't want to mend a broken heart, because that's someone you don't want to forget. Scars can be good.”
“Country' and 'city' are very powerful words, and this is not surprising when we remember how much they seem to stand for in the experience of human communities. In English, 'country' is both a nation and a part of a 'land'; 'the country' can be the whole society or its rural area. In the long history of human settlements, this connection between the land from which directly or indirectly we all get our living and the achievements of human society has been deeply known.”

Source : Raymond Williams (1975). “The Country and the City”, p.1, Oxford University Press, USA
“Farewell, farewell to thee, Araby's daughter! Thus warbled a Peri beneath the dark sea.”
“There's nothing you could really avoid about giving yourself to somebody who ultimately rejects you. That's just life.”

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