"Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you."

-- Dave Attell

#Thinking Quotes #Drunk Quotes #Behind You Quotes

“I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value.”

Source : Geoffrey Household (2010). “Rogue Male”, p.76, New York Review of Books
“The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.”
“To be perfectly original one should think much and read little, and this is impossible, for one must have read before one has learnt to think.”
“I refuse to confide and don't like it when people write about art.”
“I hate being forced to do things. I hate people telling me what to do, so I'll do the complete opposite. It's a bit self-destructive sometimes.”

Source : "Sky Ferreira and the dark side of the music biz" by Michael Cragg, www.theguardian.com. April 5, 2013.
“Sociology seems to have missed every intellectually promising boat in the last half century.”
“Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently.”
“It takes no effort to be ordinary. Ordinary is not even a challenge. You can do nothing and be ordinary.”

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