"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

-- Jack Benny

#Funny Quotes #Mind Quotes #Matter Quotes

“They weren't crazy. They were tired of being locked up. Even I could see that.”
“I've turned down Barcelona, Inter Milan, Juventus and Manchester United to play here. I hope everyone already knows how much it means to me to play for Newcastle United.”
“Barack Obamas official nomination as the Democratic Partys standard-bearer was a very poignant moment for millions of Americans. As the first non-white major party nominee, Obama is carrying a big load on his shoulders. Hes holding the hopes and dreams of a lot of folks who thought the presidency was only reserved for white men.”
“Buddhism notes that it is always a mistake to think your soul can go it alone.”
“When we place more value on what other people think of us than on what we think of ourselves, itâ€™s a formula for misery.”

Source : Suzanne Selfors (2011). “Mad Love”, p.171, Bloomsbury Publishing
“Donald Trump is great at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate and he'd be a chaos president. He would not be the commander in chief we need to keep our country safe.”
“If you are serving justice to one person, those who have been affected should also be served some form of justice.”

Source : "Peace activist Leymah Gbowee". "The Tavis Smiley show", www.pbs.org. October 5, 2011.
“My criticism is too severe sometimes and that is not good. But why don't you start doing your work unless your leader flies into a rage? It is not that you cannot do it but that you don't want to do it”

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