"You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Sex Quotes #Real Quotes #Greed Quotes

“The best things in life are not seen or heard ... but felt with the heart.”
“Plot is unimportant. Family is everything, and 'Furious 7' is a blast.”

Source : "Review: ‘Furious 7’ takes over for unforgettable night at the SXSW Film Festival" by Drew McWeeny, uproxx.com. March 16, 2015.
“Oh yeah, I think about kids all the time. I feel like the next person I commit to, that's going to be the guy who I'm going to have kids with. That's in my crazy female brain. So that's why I'm like, 'I can't commit.'”
“Race is an invention, not a noticeable genetic presence, and cultural traits are brute concoctions of the social sciences.”
“Art consists in making others feel what we feel.”
“The few certainties in our existences are pain, death and bereavement.”

Source : Jane Wilson-Howarth (2012). “A Glimpse of Eternal Snows: A Journey of Love and Loss in the Himalayas”, p.375, Bradt Travel Guides
“Every day on Earth is another chance to get it right.”

Source : Song: God Is God, Album: I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive, 2011
“You are going to be what you put in your body, so I try to teach that to my kids, and the kids around me.”

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