"I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

#Dog Quotes #Play Quotes #Parent Quotes

“I'm certainly not a trained singer. I'm just kind of following a feeling.”
“We have found ways . . . to torture and maim animals and make their lives a misery, almost a living hell . . . in the multinational food industry, . . . and in laboratories where often the most important thing being researched is the latest in lipstick or face cream.”
“I always had a dream to play for India but I never let it put pressure on me.”
“Do you ever wonder whether people would like you more or less if they could see inside you? But I always wonder about that. If people could see me the way I see myselfâ€”if they could live in my memoriesâ€”would anyone, anyone, love me?”
“If you want to know what you are here to do, how you can be more loving, or how to get through a difficult situation, my answer is always meditate. The difference between prayer and meditation is that when we pray, we are asking for something, and when we meditate, we are listening to the answer.”
“Nuthin' can avoid this shot 'cause it's hittin' It's so cool when you touch it, wear a mitten”

Source : Song: We Want Eazy, Album: Eazy-Duz-It, 1988
“You cannot escape where you come from, September. Some part of it remains inside you always, like the slender white heart in the center of the thickest onion.”
“We live in a culture that has a real hard time distinguishing fiction from reality. Even when they're told something is fiction.”

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