"I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!"

-- Eddie Izzard

#Running Quotes #Jumping Quotes #Climbing Quotes

“And if this is illegal, then sue me!”
“But O, sick children of the world, Of all the many changing things In dreary dancing past us whirled, To the cracked tune that Chronos sings, Words alone are certain good.”
“Writing is easy. Just sit in front of a typewriter, open up a vein and bleed it out drop by drop.”
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
“Blessings are better than miracles. If you live your life from one miracle to the next, you will live from crisis to crisis. It's better to be blessed with good health than to always need divine healing. God's will is for us to walk in blessing.”
“A few years have gone and come around when we were sittin' at our favorite spot in town and you looked at me, got down on one knee. Take me back to the time when we walked down the aisle; the whole town came and our mammas cried. And you said "I do.", and I did, too. Take me home where we met so many years before; we'll rock our babies on the very front porch. After all this time, you and I. And I'll be eighty-seven you'll be eighty-nine, I'll still look at you like the stars that shine. In the sky. Oh, my my my.”
“All values are important, everyone who has ever touched my life in some way was a mentor for good or bad. Life is a blend, and a person is a blend of all the influences that have touched their lives.”
“The great thing about being a writer is that you are always recreating yourself.”

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