"My whole family, all they talk about is food and disease. And they're competitive with illness: I have a cold. I wish I had a cold! I don't even have sinuses anymore."

-- Dom Irrera

#Wish Quotes #Disease Quotes #Cold Quotes

“You have to devote yourself totally to be successful at it.”
“As I get older, I use less jewelry - necklace or earrings each morning, not both; my clothes are getting more basic - fewer colours and simpler cuts; and my make-up is stripped back to basics.”
“There was some open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe, but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it you've got to stand it.”
“We have got to extend the hand of friendship, we have got to take the peacelines down brick by brick”
“We're all made of stories. When they finally put us underground, the stories are what will go on.”
“The crisis will reveal whether we have been practicing or not.”
“The possession of a great many things, even the best of things, tends to blind one to the real value of anything.”

Source : Holbrook Jackson (1912). “All Manner of Folk: Interpretations and Studies”, p.31, Ardent Media
“I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints.”

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