"Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it."

-- Jay Leno

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“It's really hard to be poor in New York - I was really poor when I lived in New York.”
“I'm the type that thinks if you don't learn from history, you're doomed to repeat it.”
“What I found, over four years of research and reporting, was a conscious effort â€” taking place in labs and marketing meetings and grocery-store aisles â€” to get people hooked on foods that are convenient and inexpensive.”
“No matter what the competition is, I try to find a goal that day and better that goal.”
“We are the products of editing, rather than of authorship.”
“When the women's movement began, it was a middle-class phenomenon. Certainly, black women had other stuff to think about in the '60s besides a women's movement. Working-class women were slow to get into it.”
“If this nation is to be wise as well as strong, if we are to achieve our destiny, then we need more new ideas for more wise men reading more good books in more public libraries. These libraries should be open to allâ€”except the censor. We must know all the facts and hear all the alternatives and listen to all the criticisms. Let us welcome controversial books and controversial authors. For the Bill of Rights is the guardian of our security as well as our liberty.”
“The picture of me is nearly finished, and I think it is magnificent. Â The green and blue of the dress is splendid, and the expression as Lady Macbeth holds the crown over her head is quite wonderful.”

Source : Dame Ellen Terry (1908). “The Story of My Life: Recollections and Reflections”

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