"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“Children’s literature must build a bridge between the colorful dream world full of fantasy and illusion, and a tougher real world full of twists and turns. The child armed with the torch of knowledge, awareness and guidance must cross this bridge and set foot to the intense harshness of the bigger world.”
“I have to say that my biggest Award is performing in front of my fans. Their love is my award.”

Source : "Chai with Manju talks to Shreya Ghoshal about her life and music". “Chai with Manju” with Dr. Manju Sheth, indianewengland.com. Ocotber 1, 2013.
“When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but they never ask the women and children what they think.”
“I am an optimist because I don't see the point in being anything else.”
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

Source : "Fictional character: Mitch Robbins". "City Slickers", www.imdb.com. June 7, 1991.
“Karate is the best thing you can do for your child.”
“The greatest satisfaction, I think, is when a building opens and the public possesses it and you cut the umbilical cord and you see it taking on its own life. Thereâ€™s no greater satisfaction.”
“If none were to Marry, but Men of strict Vertue and Honour, I doubt the World would be but thinly peopled.”

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