"The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“There were a lot of times that I'd rather be hanging out with friends, or out at a show, but instead I stay home and work on music. It's important to me that I make a lot of work and have a lot of variety and change for myself, because of the kind of personality I have. I have to bring my best self and my best work to the table.”

Source : Source: brightestyoungthings.com
“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! ...or maybe midgets...”
“True piety lies rather in the power to contemplate the universe with a quiet mind.”
“My mind's never gone very far away from what I wanted to accomplish.”
“I am aware that my name has been connected with all the bank robberies in the country; but positively I had nothing to do with any one of them. I look upon my life since the war as a blank, and will never say anything to make it appear otherwise.”
“Two forces are succesfully influencing the education of a cultivated man: art and science. Both are united in the book.”
“Take the selfishness out of anger and you're left with determination.”
“Hearing, which, by the motion of the air, informs us of the motion of sounding or vibrating bodies.”

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