"Scientists have found a way to keep middle-aged female mice from going through menopause. Now they're working on a way to keep middle-aged male mice from buying expensive sports cars."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Sports Quotes #Car Quotes #Males Quotes

“Hardly anybody in America pays attention to local elections.”
“I want to live my life without filters. I don't walk on egg shells. I say what I want and I'm a very free spirit.”
“I like the fact that a modern television and modern drama on cable has characters that are really intricate and deep and have multiple layers.”

Source : "Matthew Lillard Talks the Bridge Season 2, His Favorite Aspect of the Character, the Scream Tv Show, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. August 20, 2014.
“An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I worked in between carpools and buying food and cooking and whatever else I had to do. I lived an outside life, but really I was living an inside life.”
“Not many people ask me out.”
“Real, rough and rugged, shine like a gold nugget, Every time I pick up the microphone, I drug it.”

Source : Song: Come Clean, Album: The Sun Rises in the East
“If, then, you are looking for the way by which you should go, take Christ, because He Himself is the way.”

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