"Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Night Quotes #Knives Quotes #Television Quotes

“You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.”
“Football today would certainly not be the same if it had not existed.”
“I am always tying up and then deciding to depart.”

Source : Frank O'Hara (1967). “Meditations in an Emergency”, p.1, Grove Press
“I've never done a trendy diet or subscribed to a fashionable health fad in my life.”

Source : "Interview With Rising Star Matthew Hussey, Bestselling Author of Get The Guy and International Love Guru". Interview with Nicole Bryl, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 24, 2013.
“People don't need wings to survive" "Mockingjays do.”
“Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!”
“We're not going to do anything different for this game since we're not treating this game any different than another game. Every game is a championship game for us, so we'll treat this one, the last one and the next one exactly the same. And that goes for our practices leading up to it as well.”
“Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?”

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