"If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes."

-- Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Beer Quotes

“Haste is good only in catching fleas.”
“We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.”
“A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceive. An event which creates faith does not deceive: therefore it is not a fraud, but a miracle.”
“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.”
“Objects and their functions no longer had any significance. All I perceived was perception itself, the hell of forms and figures devoid of human emotion and detached from the reality of my unreal environment. I was an instrument in a virtual world that constantly renewed its own meaningless image in a living world that was itself perceived outside of nature. And since the appearance of things was no longer definitive but limitless, this paradisiacal awareness freed me from the reality external to myself. The fire and the rose, as it were, became one.”
“There is a shortage of hard R. It was the story and the character. He's never played a character like this and so that was the thing that really won him over. The story itself, on the surface - Patrick and I love actors almost in a geeky kind of way.”
“The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart.”
“Identify the thing that is going to stop you and then stop it.”

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