"I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?"

-- Andy Kindler

#Cities Quotes #Voice Quotes #California Quotes

“How strange a thing is death, bringing to his knees, bringing to his antlers The buck in the snow . . . Life, looking out attentive from the eyes of the doe.”
“Art is a game. Too bad for him who makes a duty of it.”
“The one thing which you have to abandon unconditionally is your self.”
“The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.”
“Material success may result in the accumulation of possessions: but only spiritual success will enable you to enjoy them.”

Source : Nido R. Qubein (1997). “Stairway to Success: The Complete Blueprint for Personal and Professional Achievement”, Wiley
“The Singing of Swans is a remarkable narrative calling--even compelling--us to connect with our own ancestral roots, to seek our own inner wisdom, and to reclaim our own inner voices!”
“Since coming back from Iraq, there's been so many triumphs and obstacles standing in my way, so whenever I set my mind to something, I definitely just go full blast at it.”

Source : "Jessica Lynch: One Iraq war veteran's unique perspective" by Susan Candiotti, Ross Levitt, www.cnn.com. December 19, 2011.
“It's not a crime to get drunk.”

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