"It's not a crime to get drunk."

-- Joe Bob Briggs

#Drunk Quotes #Crime Quotes

“What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine.”
“The very day I purchased it, I christened my guitar as my monophonic symphony, six string orchestra.”
“I have called you by name, you are mine... you are precious in my sight.”
“The real future of the Hispanic targeted media and advertising is in English.”
“The best research is the research that you don't know that you are doing.”
“I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.”
“The inertia of humans is so huge that you can't really do anything meaningful.”
“I thought, writing is everything, it's so much more important than this or that. If only I could give that young man a stern talking to. Having a child changes things quite a bit.”

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