"As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Acceptance Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Downtime Quotes

“People who think they know me would be surprised that my whole life doesn't revolve around sex,”

Source : "Legendary Portrayal" by David Walstad. The Philadelphia Inquirer TV Week, May 21, 1995.
“It's hard to find things that won't sell online.”
“Great abundance of riches cannot be gathered and kept by any man without sin.”
“A journal takes the place of a confidant, that is, of friend or wife; it becomes a substitute for production, a substitute for country and public. It is a grief-cheating device, a mode of escape and withdrawal; but, factotum as it is, though it takes the place of everything, properly speaking it represents nothing at all...”
“Your "if" is the only peacemaker; much virtue in "if.”
“Stone Age. Bronze Age. Iron Age. We define entire epics of humanity by the technology they use.”
“It's important to hold something back, though, because quite frankly my personal life is pretty dull and I don't want to bore people with it.”
“The avant-garde understands itself as invading unknown territory, exposing itself to the dangers of sudden, shocking encounters, conquering an as yet unoccupied future ... The avant-garde must find a direction in a landscape into which no one seems to have yet ventured.”

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