"I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs."

-- Milton Jones

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“If I'd seen a grown man beating a crippled boy, of course I'd intervene. If my father died and left my mother destitute, it's your instinct to take care of her. So when I started to think about it in those terms, it started to make sense to me”
“Every company wants to know how to find and keep highly talented women in the workplace.”
“A mathematician is a person who can find analogies between theorems; a better mathematician is one who can see analogies between proofs and the best mathematician can notice analogies between theories.”

Source : "Banach Spaces and Their Applications in Analysis: Proceedings of the International Conference at Miami University, May 22-27, 2006, in Honor of Nigel Kalton's 60th Birthday" by Beata Randrianantoanina, Narcisse Randrianantoanina, Walter de Gruyter, (p. 5), 2007.
“Everyone needs a certain amount of money. Beyond that, we pursue money because we know how to obtain it. We don't necessarily know how to obtain happiness.”
“You're alive," I whisper, pressing my palms against my cheeks, feeling the smile that's so wide it must look like a grimace. Peeta's alive.”
“A connection to Spirit restores your confidence, relieves your anxiety, and frees you from the desire to control everything in your life.”

Source : FaceBook post by Sonia Choquette from Mar 07, 2014
“For Devil's Backbone I loved it but I felt very pressured but so I was neurotic on the shoot”
“Make them think they've been fooled by a gentlemen.”

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