"I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it."

-- Eddie Izzard

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“If it isn't spotless, it isn't clean!”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 30, 2014
“Where today are the Pequot? Where are the Narragansett, the Mohican, the Pokanoket, and many other once powerful tribes of our people? They have vanished before the avarice and the oppression of the White Man, as snow before a summer sun. Will we let ourselves be destroyed in our turn without a struggle, give up our homes, our country bequeathed to us by the Great Spirit, the graves of our dead and everything that is dear and sacred to us? I know you will cry with me, 'Never! Never!'”
“I was raised that emotion was a good thing.”
“The birds brought seeds & flowers & bits of brightly colored string & placed them in her hair while she slept so she would remember the wild joy of spring when she finally awoke.”
“At the time of the Silver Jubilee, I was a grumpy anti-monarchist. I didn't celebrate and was appalled by the celebrations. In my idiocy, I missed out! I feel completely differently now compared with that time.”
“Without difficulties, life would be like a stream without rocks and curves â€“ about as interesting as concrete. Without problems, there can be no personal growth, no group achievement, no progress of humanity. But what mattes about problems is what one does with them.”
“Somehow, like so many people who get depressed, we felt our depressions were more complicated and existentially based than they actually were.”
“Some stories aren't black and white.”

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