"I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do."

-- Brad Williams

#Hate Quotes #Dwarves Quotes #People Quotes

“It's the same in real life: Notorious murderers get off scot-free and live happily all their lives, while good people die - sometimes the very best people. That's the way of the world.”
“One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once, life would collapse. There are simply no definitive answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light.”
“You really have to humble yourself and take your ***** whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody”
“Eternity will not be long enough to learn all he is, or to praise him for all he has done, but then, that matters not; for we shall be always with him, and we desire nothing more.”

Source : Frederick William Faber (1854). “All for Jesus; or, The easy ways of divine love”, p.2
“The evening advanced. The shadows lengthened. The waters of the lake grew pitchy black. The gliding of the ghostly swans became rare and more rare.”
“So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff.”
“The thing I'm most proud of here at Iowa is putting the ANF on our headgear.”
“I don't relax. My main relaxation is meeting illustrators and publishers in restaurants and bars.”

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