"My brother is a tax guy, and the way I look at it, it's like he's spending his life saving money for rich people. So I think making strangers laugh, at least having a creative component to your profession, is more manageable for me. I can live with that a lot easier."

-- Gary Gulman

#Brother Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.”
“Well, I want to do everything in sort of a documentary style, ever since I started in the '80s.”
“I suppose Iâ€™ll have to clean up Freddyâ€™s brains; I hate to leave a mess for the home owners. Hand me that plastic bag; I need to put it over his head to keep him from leaking. Oh, relax, Freddy; Iâ€™ll tear an airhole for you.â€ - Mercer”
“To be is to be the value of a variable.”

Source : Journal of Philosophy, 21 Dec. 1939
“For, with pure water the inversion of cane sugar scarcely proceeds and subsequently it required very thorough, difficult studies before this effect and its order of magnitude were established.”
“When you do something with a lot of honesty, appetite and commitment, the input reflects the output.”
“Breath is the king of mind.”
“I think we saw our reaction coming from Dada, but at the same time, it formed into punk, which was very much a reaction to the social conditions. That was part of it for us as well, and that's why we were kind of swept along with punk.”

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